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ShiteShorts offer the sartorially minded man a refreshing way to show the world he does indeed understand how and when to wear shorts. We recommend these shorts for summer weddings and funerals, but any formal event will suffice as an occasion for wearing them out.

As with all Shite garments - it is pure luck as to what combination of outrageous fabrics you end up with.
All ShiteWear is sold in a lottery format, if we allowed exchanges we'd take half the fun out of the game.


Your order will be posted on the next working day and will be delivered within 5 business days.

Small - 29 inch waist

Medium - 31 inch waist

Large - 33 inch waist

Extra Large - 35 inch waist

Extra Extra Large - 37 inch waist