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ShiteTrousers contain some of the largest swaths of shite fabrics available, making them some of the most beautiful pieces in our
collection. Statistically speaking, gentlemen in ShiteTrousers are far more likely to win arm wrestling competitions than their non-Shite peers.

As with all Shite garments - it is pure luck as to what combination of outrageous fabrics you end up with.
All ShiteWear is sold in a lottery format, if we allowed exchanges we'd take half the fun out of the game.


Your order will be posted on the next working day and will be delivered within 5 business days.

Small - 29 inch waist

Medium - 31 inch waist

Large - 33 inch waist

Extra Large - 35 inch waist

Extra Extra Large - 37 inch waist